Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died in ballroom shootout while defending "national security?"

Succumbed during final stages of Trump Derangement Syndrome?

Bombed by invisible stealth jet, bing-bing?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[MiHale]

1. Was playing with boats in the bathtub...

Blew himself up…

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Choked on a latke last night in the East Room.

His body repelled something Jewish.

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

4. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

11. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

[surfered]

5. It is with great sadness that I regret to inform you that at 4 am this morning at the White Hiuse,

President Trump woke up alive.

[SheltieLover]

12. Dammit!

[malaise]

16. Meh

Too sad

[twodogsbarking]

6. Dried up like an old orange peel from an Anita Bryant orange. She's dead ya know.

[surfered]

7. Meme

[twodogsbarking]

8. Love it, but those are stones. Sorry to be so picky.

[surfered]

17. 😁

[Conjuay]

18. dad behavior among the pavers?

n/t

[2MuchNoise]

9. Just another prick in the wall.

[SheltieLover]

13. Bwahahaha!

Good one!

[SheltieLover]

10. Stroked out over Jack Smith's testimony today & eps file release deadline 12/19?

Buried alive in Susie Wiles' shit shoveling to cover up being truthful in VF interview? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220870357 )

Haunted by second wave of krampuslauft? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/1036156691 )

Took fatal blow in fight over ACA subsidies? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220871070 )

Stroked out over 12/19 deadline for release of eps files? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220871168 )

Bitten by 28,000 Peruvian Vipers? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220871315 )

Used by Coast Guard to demonstrate how "potentially divisive" noosesvcan be? (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220871300 )

Eviscerated by Sen. Mark Kelly's legal team? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220871352 )

Waterboarded by darth's ghost?

[SheltieLover]

14. Keeled over for any reason while spewing lies?

Any reason at all will do, & I realize his handlets will insist on a prerecorded rant, but one can dream, right?

[malaise]

15. No but

He’s intent on murdering Venezuelans for their oil

[surfered]

19. The difference between Donald Trump and Rob Reiner?

People are going to miss Rob Reiner.

[SheltieLover]

22. Stark difference!

Along with the fact that the orange auto paint (Olberman, I believe, or perhaps Borowitz) asshole puts on with a trowel is just not a natural color for humans.

Have you ever wondered whether the slob insists on being painted orange because perhaps he is color blind?

Not that this would be an excuse. He has advisers who could tell him he looks horrid...

Either way, Piggie should be quiet!

[hlthe2b]

20. He loves his viper stories, so here ya go, orange blob (hundreds more inside the den):

Go on and get close! I dare you!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. One day this will be a national holiday