I know this may not sit well with some here,

[3825-87867]

and I apologize in advance, but I am planning on giving the President a couple gifts this Christmas.

The first is a life-size beautifully hand painted portrait of Obama and Biden standing in front of the White house.
The other gift is a dildo.
So if he doesn't like the portrait, he can go fuck himself with the dildo!

[Maru Kitteh]

1. Normally I would call this a waste of a perfectly good sex toy however

I think an exception may be made here.

[Jack Valentino]

5. One of Trump's big (small) problems is that he can't get laid anymore....

(maybe that was ALWAYS a problem without resorting to bribes, intimidation or RAPE)

so *ucking himself seems like a plausible alternative,
which I'm sure all of us would applaud.

he should f*ck himself until he bleeds.

[chouchou]

2. Your plan is working perfectly!

[FoxNewsSucks]

3. I think it's just fine

[vapor2]

4. Is there a tariff on the dildo?

[lastlib]

6. In lieu of a dildo.....

how about the head of a saguaro cactus?

[PJMcK]

7. Can I contribute the batteries? (n/t)

[Dave Bowman]

12. Yes but he'll need car batteries. And electric sharks.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

8. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[orleans]

9. google ai overview says:

A president must turn over official gifts, along with all other presidential records, to the National Archives (NARA) at the end of their term, typically on Inauguration Day, under the Presidential Records Act (PRA) of 1978, with exceptions for small, personal gifts (under $350) that can be kept or must be paid for, ensuring all official items become public property.

so... depending on how much you plan to spend on that dildo he can either keep it or put it in his dumbass library (maybe next to a maga hat and shirt)

[usonian]

10. But FIFA already did! Warning! Computer Graphic of d i l d o.

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BUT NOT AI!!

Public saw the glitter version.

[Martin68]

11. I'm totally not sure you can force him to use dildo on himself, but I appreciate the sentiment.

Unless this is just a joke. In which case it's kinda dumb