The Man of the Hour Has Arrived

[erpowers]

Alright kids, the big man has arrived in the United States. According to NORAD, Santa Claus arrived in Florida a few minutes. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Have fun.

[FalloutShelter]

1. Merry Christmas

Just out out the cookies and milk.
Have a good one.

[usonian]

2. I met him long ago. In the Twilight Zone.

Night of the Meek.

With the immortal Art Carney.

https://m.ok.ru/video/4708124986067

Apologies. Must use a Russian site to see the entire episode. I had no problem. YMMV, of course.

Genius!

[Marie Marie]

3. If I get my wish from Santa, instead of dropping off, he will be picking up a big load and dropping it over

The Arctic Ocean. SPLASH GURGLE GURGLE!

[edbermac]

4. How long before ICE deports him?

[Beartracks]

5. He's moving at such superhuman speeds, even ICE couldn't catch him.

[rubbersole]

7. Or Hegseth shoots down the "beardo".

[wendyb-NC]

6. Happy Holidays