Preview of trump's "speech" tonight

[LetMyPeopleVote]

If you watch this disaster, here is what you will hear

[jls4561]

1. Unfair.

[Shellback Squid]

2. "And he said " with tears in his eyes"

[SergeStorms]

30. I was going to post the same thing......

If I had to be upstaged by anyone, I'm glad it was Shellback Squid.

[sop]

3. "I've been exonerated."

[MiHale]

4. Only I can fix this...

Maybe a “Sir” story…with tears in his eyes/their eyes.

[PatSeg]

27. Oh yes

He always has to include a "sir" story with someone getting teary-eyed!

[MiHale]

31. 👍

[Ocelot II]

5. I won the 2020 election by a landslide.

Melania's panties
Melania is a movie star, great reviews like nobody has ever seen before
Something about Iran
Something about Jyna
I beat Sleepy Joe Biden like a dog
Something about Hillary
I deserved the gold medal for men's hockey
I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize but the FIFA Peace Prize is better
I'm handsome

[misanthrope]

11. Once you see photos of Trump's father

It becomes apparent why he thinks he is handsome. His old man looked like something that crawled from a crevice in a medieval cavern.

[RussBLib]

6. Prime time for a stroke

Maybe the most bigly public stroke we have ever seen.

https://russblib.blogspot.com/?m=1

[EYESORE 9001]

12. ...

I won’t watch it happen, but it’s sure to become a highly/rated rerun

[leftstreet]

7. Get your Bingo Cards!

Link to tweet

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Link to tweet

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[Emile]

8. Listen to short speech from President Trump.

Push the round button..

[Justice matters.]

9. Concept of a plan in the works...

10 years after the promise of the best hc plan the world has ever seen...

[flvegan]

10. The US won all their Olympic medals thanks to him.

The silver and bronze wins were rigged and should have been gold. He hockeys the best.

[Permanut]

13. Iceland..

What about Iceland?

[Roy Rolling]

14. Missing

What about the Dow? The Dow is 50,000!

[surfered]

15. Fentanyl, out of control Supreme Court, Gulf of America, radical left, domestic terrorists, I never met Jeffrey Epstein.

[Sogo]

16. To the supreme court (in lower case until further notice) got it so wrong.

I can do whatever I want.

[Just Jerome]

17. With any luck,

Gasp, gag, stumble, THUMP!

Blessed silence

[lame54]

18. Ripping into scotus

[oldinmtdem92]

19. new drinking game

everytime he lies take a drink ,you will feel better in no time.

[lark]

20. Election fraud lies

Democratic terrorists (lies)
undocumented terrorists he's arresteed (lies)
election security (national takeover)

[Dave Id]

21. Maybe include

"I'm a victim"

[justsomeguy01]

22. I'm more interested ..

.. in his medication.
Will he be over medicated at the start and excessively energetic and raging ? Because he refused to listen to others and took too many uppers ?
Under medicated by the time he finishes ? Because during the 2 hr rally he forgot to drink his medicated water ?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. Here are some Bingo Cards for tonight's SOTU speech

I will NOT be watching but these cards are available to anyone has the stomach to watch

[Javaman]

29. and the bonus, Board of Peace. nt

[William Seger]

24. After he ended 8 wars, the whole world is safer than any time in history.

[SeattleVet]

25. I'll be at a meeting tonight and will not be seeing his State of Delusion.

Unless he physically collapses at the lectern there probably won't be anything worth watching, and if *that* happens it'll be replayed for the next month.

Win/Win!

[GiqueCee]

26. Yes...

... the horrified reaction and gagging by everyone in close proximity when he sharts.

[Javaman]

28. I have a better preview...

"my fellow Americans...ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME...thank you for your attention to this matter"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

32. The TV ratings for this shitshow were bad