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chowmama

(1,086 posts)
Tue Mar 24, 2026, 06:07 PM Yesterday

I envision a drunken brawl when Trump dies

Hegseth and Mullin duking it out over who gets to be Fuehrer next.

Miller will be hiding under a desk figuring out how to poison the winner.

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I envision a drunken brawl when Trump dies (Original Post) chowmama Yesterday OP
Vance and Rubio .................... Lovie777 Yesterday #1
My money is on Rubio. mr715 Yesterday #3
He's already shown how can step into those big shoes Blue Owl Yesterday #6
You joke, and its funny, but its true. mr715 Yesterday #8
He'd better change his shoes first lame54 Yesterday #11
It isn't going to be Hegseth or Mullin. mr715 Yesterday #2
I see a drug fueled brawl between Coke Jr, Gums, Eloon, and Kushner. madinmaryland Yesterday #4
For the title or the power? mr715 Yesterday #5
May they all off each other róisín_dubh 19 hrs ago #16
Anyone here remember this, Alexander Haig when Reagan went into surgery? Diamond_Dog Yesterday #7
Lol - see my comment #12. I remember that. ms liberty 23 hrs ago #13
When Trump dies mr715 20 hrs ago #14
That's dark! John Farmer Yesterday #9
How about? mercuryblues Yesterday #10
Expecting them all to go all Alexander Haig is not outside the realm of possibility ms liberty 23 hrs ago #12
That revolution WILL be televised ad nauseum Fichefinder 19 hrs ago #15

mr715

(3,488 posts)
3. My money is on Rubio.
Tue Mar 24, 2026, 06:22 PM
Yesterday

It doesn't much matter. Once Trump dies, I'm pretty sure his movement dies with him. Vance's insincerity in matched only by Rubio's, but Rubio's imperialist and hawkish sentiment will win the Republican nomination.

When push comes to shove, Vance and Rubio are equivalent lightweights but Rubio has ever so slightly more institutional credibility. I think this is an objectively good thing - but, again, I don't think either holds together the Trump coalition.

mr715

(3,488 posts)
8. You joke, and its funny, but its true.
Tue Mar 24, 2026, 06:54 PM
Yesterday

It was similar to the ritual mortification of RFK Jr, on the Trump plane, being forced to eat McDonalds.

How humiliating must it be for Lil' Marco, the GOP golden boy in 2012, to be forced into daddy's shoes.

But humiliation is currency now.

mr715

(3,488 posts)
2. It isn't going to be Hegseth or Mullin.
Tue Mar 24, 2026, 06:16 PM
Yesterday

Mullin, remember, proudly remarked that he is never going to be the smartest man in the room.

When presented with this irrefutable fact, one must assume if he were ever to be alone with Hegseth the laws of reality would fail.

mr715

(3,488 posts)
5. For the title or the power?
Tue Mar 24, 2026, 06:39 PM
Yesterday

Elon isn't eligible and doesn't want the work.

The Trump kids want the title, not the power (I assume). Kushner seems to operate as a shadow diplomat but is DOA in any electoral context.

I'd like to see that drug filled brawl, but i'm fairly sure no one would get hurt. Lots of litious paperwork though.

mercuryblues

(16,396 posts)
10. How about?
Tue Mar 24, 2026, 07:20 PM
Yesterday

A tag team cage match over a bonfire,on the White House lawn. With Linda McMahon sponsoring it.

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