Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatal whiplash from being yanked out of the SCOTUS gallery with a shepherd's crook?

Slurred and mumbled himself into oblivion on live, national tv?

Hanged at Nuremberg after ramping up his final solution at UPenn?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[littlemissmartypants]

1. 🌞Good morning! ❤️

[Coldwater]

2. No, but

he recently hired Tiger Woods as his chauffeur

[surfered]

8. Yep

[malaise]

13. Bwaaaaaah

You win the thread today.

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. That'll do it 😁

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) Aliens

[MustLoveBeagles]

18. No signs of intelligent life

[Wicked Blue]

23. "Extraordinarily miniscule fingers and reproductive organ"

[hlthe2b]

4. "Harrumph...Well, at least I'm not painting my face orange! Just go away, putz!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. Can I have a 🍩 little one?

🍩

[SheltieLover]

5. Pootin, overwhelmed with jealousy of JFK & triggered watching Artemis II launch, shoved slob out a window?

[Joinfortmill]

6. No, goddammit.

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

11. I have a dream

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

15. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

9. No but

after that excuse of an address to the nation last night, his MAGAts have started eating his rotten flesh before the doctors declare him officially dead.

[surfered]

12. And his future after life doesn't bode well

[LymphocyteLover]

10. his massively over-inflated ego finally imploded, taking his whole physiological system with it?

why oh why does this demon continue to torment the world?

[Gordcanuck]

16. Because you let him.😆

Get it?

[surfered]

14. Accidentally receives a killing curse from Lindsey Graham's pink wand.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

20. I have a dream

[niyad]

21. Works for me.

[Wicked Blue]

22. "Accidentally" packed in a moving box

and shipped to Iran, with no return address.