Trump, yesterday, in Maryland. He's right. He's aging in reverse, and looks like a smooth, handsome frat boy.

[Miles Archer]

MeidasTouch

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📸 Donald Trump speaks to members of the media as he arrives at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland, U.S., May 20, 2026. REUTERS/Evelyn Hockstein

📸 Donald Trump speaks to members of the media as he arrives at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland, U.S., May 20, 2026. REUTERS/Evelyn Hockstein

— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) 2026-05-21T17:58:06.876Z

[hlthe2b]

1. Ooooooh.. That is hard to look at.

Although if it is predictive of something positive (wink) well, then...

[Miles Archer]

3. Yes. I found it to be very encouraging.

I like this trend. Let's accelerate it.

[Walleye]

2. He sure is an ugly old creep.We could've had a good looking black woman for president but no, we can't have nice things

[tanyev]

4. Looks like he could do a little ponytail in the back.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

6. Or just cut off that whispy hair

[mopinko]

12. a ponytail is the only acceptable

combover.

[GoCubsGo]

5. Frat "lizard" is more like it.

He even has a dewlap. Yikes!

[DBoon]

10. He has that look in his eyes

like he's going to catch a flying insect with his tongue

[ahnakneemoose]

26. That's Still Funny :: Even After My Fifth Reading (n/t)

[oberle]

21. Hee hee

[LudwigPastorius]

36. "He even has a dewlap."

That's his venom sac.

[dalton99a]

7. .

[sop]

8. I'm still looking for the bullet hole...

[Maru Kitteh]

16. Those who don't want to see it, won't. Sooo . . .

Just like every other history denier, ultimately it doesn’t change a thing. What happened, happened, and then there’s “beliefs.”

[Skittles]

19. JAYSUS SOP

WTF! MY EYES!!!

[MorbidButterflyTat]

24. It wouldn't be a hole, it would be GONE

Bullet, screen debris, or even a rock, the ear tip would be missing.

NOT magically healed without stitches or scarring, and certainly not without any subsequent incessant whining, just the usual grifting through emails and merchandise.

The power of the maxipad!! Wow!!

[Hassler]

9. The only thing worse than looking at

That hideous orange mug is to hear the vulgar moron speak

[Rob H.]

11. Even a shitty hairpiece would be better than his actual hair

Hell, even one of those rainbow-striped novelty clown wigs would be better. I'm surprised there isn't a branch of MAGA morons who are styling (if you can even call it that) their hair like his.

[newdeal2]

13. Is that the photo they'll use on his new coin?

Poor man’s quarter.

[Vinca]

14. OMG - he looks like a 90-year-old Gorgeous George/Gila monster hybrid.

[Dave Bowman]

15. Reminds me of this guy:

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. The crypt keeper was nicer

[Dave Bowman]

30. And he never lied. Was also far more intelligent and... Sorry Keeper for comparing you to that slimebucket.

[Maru Kitteh]

17. Do we have a dermatologist in here?

WTAF is up with that, um, skin. Is that fatty liver disease? Skin cancer? Something yet unnamed? Is he Typhoid Mary?

What.

[Skittles]

18. he is SO fucking gross

[DinahMoeHum]

20. UGHHHH-GLEE!!!

and G*d don't like ugly.

[Bev54]

22. He is definitely aging in reverse but definitely not in looks

He has a toddler disposition and the intellect of less. He has tantrums all day long, nobody has taught him about politeness or how to treat others so he thinks he should own all the toys and he will take them home.

[dave99]

23. Old Fart

[Norrrm]

27. A thing of beauty.

[magicarpet]

28. There is enough skin there to make three normal faces.

He has the audacity to call others piggie ?

[Dave Bowman]

32. Jabba the Hutt he looks like.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

34. Or Pizza the Hut

[Dave Bowman]

39. Lol, yeah. And that's a great movie! 😂

[MorbidButterflyTat]

41. Agree!

[bif]

33. That is one ugly MoFo!

[JBTaurus83]

29. This needs a warning!

🤮🤮

[hatrack]

31. "Welcome, President Harkonnen!!"

[Ilsa]

35. He thinks he's Benjamin Button.

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" by F. Scott Fitzgerald, was made into a movie in 2008, and starred Brad Pitt. Maybe trump thinks he's Brad Pitt.

[LudwigPastorius]

38. He looks like something in the back of the fridge that you forgot about.

[hatrack]

40. And you don't even know what it IS anymore . . .