BREAKING: New footage emerged of VANDALS driving their SUVs on the newly finished pond sealant, effectively ruining it!

[riversedge]

The weight of all those cars most likely did do some damage!! IMHO.

BREAKING:

New footage emerged of VANDALS driving their SUVs on the newly finished pond sealant, effectively ruining it!

Link to tweet

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[displacedvermoter]

1. Don't they look ridiculous...

[underpants]

8. They did then but especially now

Trump: LOOK WHAT I’M DOING!!
He has (seared of course) Oval Office pressers with poster board presentations.

MAGA took victory laps.

(Completely blows up in his face in new and interesting ways)

MAGA: Why us everyone talking about the Reflecting Pool?!??

[Kid Berwyn]

2. Arrest the one wearing bronzer make-up and yellow Clairol.

He’s the pig-eyed traitor riding in the 15,000-pound-plus Beast limo with cankles.

[sop]

5. The vandals' ringleader...

[Kid Berwyn]

7. Destroying all we hold dear, especially...

[dalton99a]

3. Kick

[stopdiggin]

4. Nah. (thanks, but there have been much more on point explanations ..)

And probably at least enough wild conjecture.

(paint is not stripping, delaminating, in areas specific to where vehicles might have driven. among other things.)

[HappyH]

6. I'm pretty sure the motorcade did at least as much damage

as the fellow who was arrested yesterday for vandalism after touching a floating chunk of peeling paint.

[stopdiggin]

9. ridiculous (running in either direction)

But - I hadn't taken the original post as an attempt at sarcasm or satire. (and perhaps I should have)