When TSF dies I'm sure he will be allowed to lie-in-state in the rotunda...

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I think we should erect scaffolding and hang algae green tarp around the casket.

[cpamomfromtexas]

1. Walk by and stick gum on the casket

[Johonny]

2. He lies ever day anyway..

[dave99]

3. Excellent !

[Goonch]

4. ;-{) THIS

[Dan]

5. Will be a hell of a job for a spit cleaner.

[C_U_L8R]

6. Open casket will be easy

He’s already pickled in forever chemicals and held together with morticians putty. A fresh airbrushing of orange goop and he’ll be preserved for centuries.

[oasis]

7. I don't want him to croak too soon. He's gotta

absorb into his thick noggin the tsunami of bad press and criticism coming his way for the following years.

[hlthe2b]

8. Someone dump a cherry picker full of Quicklime on that decaying biohazard... please

[MustLoveBeagles]

9. I want an open casket

One to prove he's finally gone, and two so people can put momentoes in his casket.

[NewHendoLib]

10. stick him in his projecting pool