Inspired by Tiedrich's commenter
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Wendy
" the administration itself is just a giant lying machine "
Puts me in mind, once again, of Simon and Garfunkel
The big bright green Lyin' machine
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
Does your group have more algae strands than theirs?
Did the vandals take the handles of your blue paint chips?
Does the Nashnal Guard want to lock you up?
Well there's no use to complain
We'll eliminate your pain
We can neutralize your brain
You'll feel just fiiiiine now
Watch our
Big bright green
Lyin' machine
Is Leon Mucks wrecking your retiremnt plan?
Is Peter Thiel spying on your bed?
Is Bezos buying all the med-ya in DC?
Is Exxon seizing all your public lands?
Are you worried and distressed?
Can't seem to get no rest?
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you'll feel just fiiiiine now
With our
Big bright green
Lyin' machine