Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Blew himself up 1,000 times?

Locked himself out and starved to death?

Dragged behind an ATV?


Just fucking died already?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Which one -- or both?

[Orrex]

2. I'll leave McConnell for someone else.

This project has always been focused on the Prolapsed Anus in Chief.

[hlthe2b]

29. Yeah.. I have an ongoing voodoo doll "exercise" for Stephen Miller, but no need to dilute focus here

[surfered]

35. Me too

[hlthe2b]

41. Hah! Thanks for that!

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Flying on the new Air Force One

and clogged all the toilets. Had to fly back on the back up Air Force One and clogged up all the toilets again. So he tried to crap out the window and got sucked out of the plane. Crash landed somewhere in the Atlantic.

[littlemissmartypants]

9. And was eaten by sharks.

[SheltieLover]

4. Died of shock when Lady Justice grabbed him by the balls re E. Jean Carrol verdict?

https://democraticunderground.com/100221366719

[Orrex]

5. Nice one!

[SheltieLover]

6. Thx!

Love that cartoon!

[littlemissmartypants]

11. Too funny!!!

I love Feminist Justice!!

❤️

[SheltieLover]

12. At first, I thought she was dragging slob by his foot, then I took a closer look.

Glad you got a laugh, Pants. 💞

[littlemissmartypants]

25. Thanks, SL. 💞

[SheltieLover]

33. Skritches to Princess Floof 💞

[littlemissmartypants]

34. Skritches delivered. She said tell you thanks. 💞

[SheltieLover]

36. 💞

[littlemissmartypants]

7. 🌞 Good morning!

Killed by the "Chinese medicine" his wife brought home in her suitcase?

Video: Over 900 Snakes Break Free Amid China Floods, Woman Dead, Many Bitten

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/china-snake-escape-video-over-900-snakes-break-free-amid-china-floods-woman-dead-many-bitten-11749569




As China intensifies its efforts to tackle intense flooding and rain-related disasters across several parts of the country, authorities and residents of the Guangxi region have found themselves in a rather unexpected situation - hundreds of snakes taking over the area.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day.* ❤️

*And no snake phobia or nightmares.

[hlthe2b]

31. Wow.. I've never seen a hooded cobra swim. Interesting. Those guys are sure lackadaisical about it

At least it seems.

Breeding farms... Damn!

[SheltieLover]

37. Sounds about right.

[littlemissmartypants]

40. She went to buy shoes but saw the snakes and ...

Why not?

Honestly, I was shocked that they have so many snake farmers. It's an extremely profitable business. They eat them. Use the hides for clothes and boots and bags. Traditional Chinese medicine can involve just about any type of creature, apparently.

The current typhoon, Bavi, has created so many problems, and it's about to make landfall south of Shanghai any minute.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. Haunted by the ghost of Mitch McConnell

Lost control of his bodily functions and drowned in his own effluence.

[malaise]

10. No but

Nolan Wells family want answer
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/09/us/nolan-xavier-wells-what-we-know

[littlemissmartypants]

15. So Tragic and very fishy!! Archive link:

https://archive.is/20260710203236/https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/09/us/nolan-xavier-wells-what-we-know

This story is so terrible. His mom is seriously heartbroken.

Ben Crump is the lawyer, though,
and his team will get to the bottom of this for sure!!

❤️

[gordianot]

13. Ran over by a drunk in an armored BMW sports car.

[littlemissmartypants]

16. With his country singing gf in the car?

[gordianot]

18. No on his way to catch a flight to meet up with said gf.

[littlemissmartypants]

19. 👍😄

[twodogsbarking]

14. "From Palm Beach, Florida , the flash, apparently official, President Donald J. Tarp died at 1:00 p.m.

Central Standard Time, 2:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, some 38 minutes ago". And that's the way it is, June 11, 2026.
Cheer up all, we will party soon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[littlemissmartypants]

17. 🤞🤞🤞

Before the World Cup, please and no disruption to the broadcasting would be nice. 🙏

[niyad]

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

38. Keep it on ice...

Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[LymphocyteLover]

21. Perhaps God is truly torn by all the wonderful choices you've given her over the past several months, and just can't

decide!

[SheltieLover]

39. She could throw a dart at the list...

🤔

[LymphocyteLover]

42. Let us pray!

[SheltieLover]

43. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[AllaN01Bear]

22. greetings from the night shift.

not yet , but heres hoping. have pinky finger victory dance on standby.

[KS Toronado]

23. The kids know he's a goner.

[Wicked Blue]

24. Ate some of RFK Jr's fermented sauerkraut,

got gassy and exploded.

[littlemissmartypants]

26. On AF1 all over his press secretary.

[Dave Bowman]

27. Depends. Is a Ghoul considered dead or alive?

[littlemissmartypants]

32. Rudy Giuliani is still with us. He's often called a ghoul. Does that answer the question?

[hlthe2b]

28. "Every morning people --the world over-- wake up horrified; most Americans also wake up...

cringing with embarrassment and humiliation at the orange blob! Oh God! Please stop!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

46. We all want it to stop

[Goonch]

30. ;-{) POLITICAL PURGATORY

[republianmushroom]

44. 86-47 however.

[littlemissmartypants]

45. Hear! Hear! 👏👏👏

[LetMyPeopleVote]

47. Donnie and Mitch. A couple of flatliners.

[Blue Owl]

48. Visualizing his head falling off and rolling into the path of an oncoming steamroller