Media Ain't NEAR Ready For Rodent-Brained Batsh*t Tulsi Gabbard's About To Start Flinging
OBAMA PALLETS OF CASH ITALY SWITZERLAND SATELLITES HACK VOTING MACHINES CHINA DEEP STATE JEWISH SPACE LASERS VENEZUELA RIGGED AND STOLLEN BIDEN PUPPET THERMOSTAT!
This whole Tulsi Gabbard 2020 election fraud Fulton County raid shit is about to get stupid. Per the suggestion in our headline, the mainstream media needs to get ready.
Wonkette is ready for it. We gave you the whole entire skinny yesterday on how Donald Trump and the syphilis raccoons who orbit around his asshole literally believe that the ghost of Hugo Chavez stole the 2020 election from Trump with the clever use of Chinese Venezuelan Italian Jewish Space Dominion Voting Systems Lasers.
We have been talking about this for yearsfuckingyears.
Asha Rangappa gets it.
â.. U.S. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard speaks on the phone while standing inside a vehicle loaded with boxes outside the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center after the FBI executed a search warrant there.â
@reuters.com
— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) 2026-01-29T00:47:49.593Z
Trump and the dingle-dangliest of his MAGA dingleberries talk about this shit out loud too, all the time. Theyre not hiding that the most unhinged, demented, deranged, unsupervised escapees from the most quarantined rabies kennel of the MAGA movement are in charge now, the people who actually think this stuff is real, the ones who think only they can handle the REAL truth.
Smooth-brained Ed Martin, the January 6 sympathizer nutcase whos made 150 appearances spewing anti-American propaganda on Russian state TV, couldnt get confirmed as a US attorney by this Republican Senate, and now has a job AG Pammy Jo Karen Bondi created for him fighting the weaponization of the DOJ LOL posted this picture yesterday morning with the Kraken lawyer herself, mouthbreathing redneck Sidney Aw Shucks Bugfuck Powell, captioned Good morning, America. How are ya?

Have two people ever looked more like they both get off on smacking themselves upside the head with Looney Tunes anvils than those?
https://www.wonkette.com/p/media-aint-near-ready-for-rodent