There I was- attempting to wrap presents

[Conjuay]

And I heard someone on the television in the background yodeling along to, "Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas".
And this singer is running through all sorts of scales, modes, and reinterpretations of what was originally written as a single half note, perhaps two.
So I go in the room and say to my wife
"If she ever finds the note, tell her to hold on to it a while!"
My wife chuckles, and I start back to my wrapping.
At the door I turned back to my wife and ask,
"Who is that, anyway?"
"Christina Aguilera."



And, once again, I make a fool of myself.