Duran Duran - The Reflex

[marble falls]

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[ProfessorGAC]

1. Covered This For A While

The only reason it wasn't longer was because that was the band that broke up because of too much coke.
I couldn't take it anymore and bolted. The lead guitarist quit too & the soundman went with me.
I did enjoy doing this song, but those guys sacked the fun out of it.

[marble falls]

2. Things do not go better with coke.

[ProfessorGAC]

3. Definitely Not In That Case

That band was on a run of almost 120 gigs a year for over 2 years but $12-15 hundred a night.
We took a month off to churn the songlist & add THREE originals.
We took an opening act gig just to play those 10 or so new songs.
After a month of rehearsals the drummer & bass player could not remember any of the new songs!
We ended up playing the same material as before but for $250, not $1,500. And, we were 50% of ourselves, even on songs we should have been able to do in our sleep.
I quit the next day.

[marble falls]

4. What do you call a drummer without a girl-friend ...

... homeless.

Show up at the gig directly from the pawnshop with no drum-sets.

[ProfessorGAC]

5. We Had A Whole List Of Those

Probably 50 of them.
A couple of my faves:
What's the difference between a trombone player & a dead possum in the road? Tge possum may have been on his way to a gig.

What's the difference between a harmonica player & a non-musician? Nothing.