Naked man causes chaos inside Panama City (Fla.) Hobby Lobby

[marmar]

BAY COUNTY, Fla. (WMBB)- Around 7:45 p.m. on Monday, Panama City police officers got a call about a naked man at the Hobby Lobby on 23rd Street.

Several customers, doing some last-minute Christmas shopping, were inside the store when an unidentified man ran in.

A witness told News 13 the man took his clothes off outside of a nearby dental office and ran into the Hobby Lobby.

Shoppers and employees said they didn’t know what to do. .................(more)

https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-news/bay-county/naked-man-causes-chaos-inside-panama-city-hobby-lobby/

[Orrex]

1. Who told thee that thou wast naked?

[Bluepinky]

2. He had a flare-up of his Trump Derangement Syndrome.

[Bluetus]

3. 90% of stories like this are from FL or TX

[Timeflyer]

10. You're welcome.

[BeyondGeography]

4. Breaking Bad?

[Walleye]

5. Florida! In NYC, they wouldn't even have looked at him

Wow getting tased while naked must be pretty painful.

[sboatcar]

6. Well yeah, of course it happens at a hobby lobby

They're full of crazies to begin with, their fear of UPC codes due to a satanic conspiracy theory says it all.

[underpants]

7. I've never been in one. That's nuts. I found this.

https://thehill.com/homenews/nexstar_media_wire/4003952-hobby-lobby-doesnt-use-barcodes-heres-their-explanation/

[sboatcar]

9. Yeah, I think its probably a combination of a satanic conspiracy theory (explained below) and a way to fudge inventory

UPC codes have 3 check digits in them so the scanner knows where the beginning, middle, and end are. The 'guard bar' is very similar to the barcode for the number 6, so its been thrown around a lot that its the 'mark of the beast'.

I also think hand counting everything, hand ringing things in at the register, all that, make it easier to fudge the numbers, fudge inventory, and to hide things.

[Delarage]

8. My MAGA sister lives near there

I've never gone in (and, frankly, haven't been in Florida recently--and I don't plan to). We exchange text messages/holiday wishes and that's about it these days. And I have a small family, so it's a shame. I used to look forward to going down there. But that is a super-MAGA area and it grosses me out.