Why do dads sneeze so loud?

[rug]

Why do

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

1. Every time I blow my nose...

...dozens of love sick geese fly and hit the building I'm standing in.
I can't imagine why.

[applegrove]

2. I have my dad's loud sneeze....and his feet. Not very ladylike

but they do their job well. And that is what they are for. I'm a function over esthetics person.

[mythology]

3. The loudest sneezer I know is a woman.

Granted I think she plays it up more than is necessary (and for some reason doesn't seem to think covering her nose is a good idea), but you can hear her from the other side of the office floor.

I have very physical sneezes, sometimes to the point that I feel my back crack when I sneeze, but I do everything I can to muffle the sound by using the crook of my arm or a kleenex to stifle the sound.

[Eleanors38]

5. Indeed. In the upper mid-range, it's like a shotgun blast under a tin roof.

[Eleanors38]

4. To hide the equally loud fart they let.