One day last week, I fell asleep on the couch and was awakened by a knock on the front door

[MIButterfly]

I was surprised because nobody ever knocks on my door. Curiosity got the better of me so I got up to go see who it was and as soon as I got to the door I remembered I had ordered a pizza before I dozed off! It's times like this that I wonder if I'm losing it once and for all. I mean, who forgets they ordered pizza?

[3catwoman3]

1. What toppings did you get?

[sprinkleeninow]

4. 😆

[MIButterfly]

13. Pepperoni and mushroom

My cat Martini loves mushrooms.

[NJCher]

2. Not me anymore

A pizza here with just one topping is $34.

I can buy a Mama Cozzi for $7.19.

[orleans]

9. what's a mama cozzi? nt

[NJCher]

10. House brand for

Aldi.

They have 4 or 5 types including cauliflower crust. They are very good, too, but like all those pizzas, too much sodium. Cauliflower might be the exception.

Most of the time I make my own in less than 15” using naan bread or a pita. About 50 cents for one.

[RussBLib]

3. I quit pizza years ago

Used to have one or two per week. No more cast-iron stomach anymore.

But I still misplace my keys too often.

https://russblib.blogspot.com/?m=1

[NJCher]

11. About 7 sets

Of keys solves that problem.

I have 1 in a magnetic holder of my car, one extra on the inside, a regular set I always carry with me, and more backups hanging in a key chest in my entryway.

[FadedMullet]

5. I think that, as the fifth response to your post, I will finally offer an answer to your question. Who forgets......

.......that they ordered a pizza you ask? Old people like me, but I don't mind because it's such a nice surprise when it arrives.

[dem4decades]

6. Do you smoke weed? That's who orders pizza, falls sleep and forgets they ordered it.

[LilElf70]

8. Musta been some good schtuff

Hurray for you.

[dweller]

7. I forgot

what I came here to say …


Did someone say pizza ??


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[Callalily]

12. Oh, you were probably really tired.

I'd use that as an excuse and happily eat my pizza!