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Tanuki

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32. Suffered a huge, deep, nasty gash

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:17 AM

Monday

as a result of a contractor mishap during the ongoing desecration of Jackie Kennedy's rose garden?

https://people.com/donald-trump-banishes-contractor-over-gash-in-patio-white-house-rose-garden-11801043

..."Donald Trump Banishes White House Contractor After Spotting 'Huge Gash' in New Rose Garden Patio: 'It Was Deep and Nasty'....(more)

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